What am I getting for Christmas? Drunk. I’m getting drunk. And also fat. Now, dear family members, hold on to your anxiety and rage long enough to pass the pie. No, I don’t need a piece cut, just give me the pie. Yes, I’m sure it goes well with this moonshine. Why?

This wax melt reminds me of how some garden centers smell when they have all of their holiday goods out. It’s every holiday smell rolled into one, minus your cousin’s baby’s stinking diaper. It’s such a special scent that I threw in a little biodegradable glitter for those of us that like things a little flashy.

Listing is for approximately 2 ounces of para-soy wax blend for your wax warmer.