It cost $0.00 to use sarcasm on dumb people. And I love free shit.

I say pumpkin beer. The actual description says it’s a seasonal malt blend of fresh picked pumpkin, nutmeg and finishing notes of fermented warm vanilla. Same Dif.

Listing is for one bar weighing approximately 4 oz.

To use: Wet bar, lather, rinse. I know, it’s a shock that those are the directions.

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin, Goat’s Milk, Aqua/Water/Eau, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Micas