I’m not saying you have to be smart. I’m just saying you don’t have to be so damn dumb.

This is scented in a Cool Water dupe and is a blend of marine and green notes with cooling mint contrasted with rich cedarwood and musk. What does that mean? It smells pretty great.

Each bar weighs approximately 4 oz.

To use: Wet bar, rub on skin for lather, rinse. Jeez, do I really have to tell you this?

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerin, Goat’s Milk, Aqua/Water/Eau, Sodium Hydroxide, Sorbitol, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Oleate, Oat Protein, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Mica