Where the hell is all the time and money that teenage me thought I’d have?

This smells like a big, fat, juicy Bartlett pear and can be used as a hand soap or body wash.

Ingredients: Aqua (Purified Water), Potassium Olivate (Saponified Olive Oil), Potassium Castorate (Saponified Castor Oil), Fragrance, Propylene Glycol, Tetrasodium Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Ext Violet 2.