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What could possibly sound better to bathe in than unicorn snot? This beautifully magical bubble bath is a combination of sugared strawberry, sweet peach, ripe raspberry and cotton candy.

Ingredients: Water/Eau, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Glycerin, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Hydrolyzed Oats, Sodium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol, Fragrance, Mica

Directions: Pour into warm, running water until you get desired amount of bubbles.

Approximately 8 oz.