Fine, we’ll compromise. I’ll get my way and you’ll find a way to be okay with that.

When Mrs. Claus pisses Santa off, he goes and drinks all the peppermint schnapps and eats all the marshmallows. This is what his breath smells like…or his burps, or his fart- listen, where it comes from isn’t really important. You don’t have to get too close to him, just get this instead.

Directions: Apply desired amount to skin and rub with water until sugar dissolves.

Ingredients: Granulated Sugar, Distilled Water, Cocoa Betaine, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Vegetable Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Emulsifying Wax, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil, Germall Plus (preservative), Micas/cosmetic colorant

Small- Approximately 3 oz

Large- Approximately 6 oz