Sarcastic? ME? Never.

Directions: Apply desired amount to skin and rub with water until sugar dissolves.

Ingredients: Granulated Sugar, Distilled Water, Cocoa Betaine, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Vegetable Glycerin, Stearic Acid, Emulsifying Wax, Shea Butter, Almond Oil, Fragrance Oil, Germall Plus (preservative), Micas/cosmetic colorant