My doctor told me to kill people. Well, not in those specific words. Her actual words were that I needed to reduce stress to bring down my blood pressure. Looks like some of you dumbasses have to go. Buh-bye!

Shower gel shouldn't be just for stinky feet and butt cracks. It should also be for your nice wiener. This birchwood oud scented ball wash is the perfect shower gel because it not only smells great, it’s also kind to all of your skin, even your nether regions.

Listing is for one bottle weighing approximately 8 oz.

Ingredients: Water, SLES, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Xanthan Gum, Phenoxyethanol, Fragrance, Propylene Glycol, Tetrasodium Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Yellow 6.

Lathers best when using a lufa or washrag instead of just your hands. But feel free to touch yourself skin-to-skin. You do you, boo.