My Suds & My Sarcasm

When I was little, I would stand on a chair at the counter and take a bowl and start pouring in salt, sugar, pepper, mustard, mayo, and anything else I could get my hands on. I was always hoping for the ingredients to turn into something amazing. Instead, I was rewarded a mess to clean up. If I had ever gotten a chemistry set for Christmas, I may have been a scientist (preferably for NASA). As it happened, I didn’t get one and went into education and library science instead. The desire to create something meaningful never went away. Neither did my smart-ass mouth that has gotten me in trouble more times than I can count. I love sarcasm. Make that LOVE. It’s my freaking favorite. By the number of bath products I have purchased and the space they take up, my husband would say those are my favorite. He would be wrong. I love him anyway. So here I am, sharing my creations and sarcasm. Enjoy.

Bath & Body

I’m a sucker for scented lotions and shampoo and conditioner that smells amazing. The problem is, I have sensitive skin and oily hair. Yay for genetics! I’m also picky. I don’t want to feel greasy. And I’m lazy, so a sugar scrub is waayyy more enticing than other methods of exfoliation. By making my own products, I of course get control over ingredients. I use natural ingredients when possible, but I also use preservatives so that none of you have products that turn to green mold in a week. Cuz’ gross. I know some of my product smell freakin’ amazing, but please don’t use any products that irritate your skin or that have ingredients that you are allergic to. If you do, I will have to roll my eyes and disparage your intellect. Products are handmade in small batches, so there will be variations in color and size.

Look at these faces. I heart them and they heart me. Seriously. You know they do because they are grown-ass adults willing to wear matching shirts for me. That is true love. They make it possible for me to have this business.